It started with a meme.
A weird little historical anecdote called The Pastry War—a real-life conflict between France and Mexico in 1838… sparked (supposedly) by a looted pastry shop.

Naturally, I thought:

“What if we made this into a full-blown wrestling league?”
“What if the croissants had mustaches?”
“What if flan fought back?”
“What if this is my legacy???”

And just like that, Pastry War Wrestling (PWW) was born.
🥐💥🍮

🎬 From Meme to Movement

First came the characters.
Then the AI-generated images.
Then the special effects and music.
Then—yes—a full-on animated wrestling match video of Croissant Thunder vs. King Flan… complete with sound effects and a dramatic cliffhanger ending:

❓ “Who is the winner?” ❓

You can watch the video [here], and don’t forget to vote for your champion. Team Crust? Or Team Custard?

🧃 Now We’ve Got Merch?!

Yes.
This fever dream is now a fashion statement.

• Shirts.

• Mugs.

GO TO THE SHOP HERE

It’s absurd.
It’s hilarious.
And it might just be the most wholesome chaos I’ve ever created.

🎤 What’s the Point of All This?

Honestly?

To play.
To laugh.
To let something totally weird grow bigger than you meant it to.
To remind yourself that imagination isn’t supposed to make sense—it’s just supposed to be yours.

So welcome to Pastry War Wrestling.
It’s real now.
And the croissants are watching. 🥐👁